Pops, you poor sad thing! Rob and I came up with a list of things you can do while Mom is gone:
1. Order stuff online (Holly looks great in all shades of green, and Rob wears a 15 1/2, 32/33 shirt).
2. Come to Cincinnati and play with Ellie. Eat Skyline and Graeters.
3. Buy a wireless printer from Costco. Print stuff.
4. Whittle something to put in the cabin (a matching towel rod?)
5. Take Lizzie dress shopping, or discuss flower arrangements over lunch.
6. Play guitar at Spencer's house. Bring your harmonica holder.
7. Dust off that old slide rule and party like it's 1973.
8. Purchase the 2006 Ohio State-Michigan game from iTunes. Study intensely, and resist the urge to shout derisively at the Michigan defensive line.
9. Watch all of the Halestorm Entertainment films in the following order: Singles Ward, The Best Two Years, The RM. This follows the development of our protagonist, Kirby Heyborne, from his pre-mission days in Singles Ward through his rocky post-mission transition. Watch for cameos by Jared Hess. Alternatively, watch the Battles of Helm's Deep and Minas Tirith. These are best viewed in Jonathan and Leanne's basement, if possible.
10. Review your 401(k). Alter the mix of mutual funds in your portfolio. Lather, rinse, and repeat.
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